Asked for our purchasing department - said we didn't have a purchasing department and what could I help her with - slammed the phone down on me. Great manners!
Gentleman identified himself as Slick Rick with the big dick. Said he was with Big Stock and his boss was Dr, Mike Hock. He asked for me by name, gave my first and last, and my mailing address, when I told him he had the wrong number and please remove me from his list. He said "what list? My boss just gave me your name and number and told me to call you directly." I told him that I don't buy maintenance tools.