Love it... they called to thank me for being a frequent flyer with a free trip to Cancun... I played along until the part where they wanted my credit card info, where I proceeded to rhyme off "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10"... yes... 10. It's a single digit, didn't you know!
This is when I informed him that I have never been on an airplane so he must be referring to the weed I was smoking when he called me a frequent flyer... he hung up. Rude [***].