I received a text message at 7:24pm saying: Homeowners, save money on your energy bills with the Obama Energy Efficiency Tax Credit! Just text back "SAVE" for a free 19 point energy audit and tax credit.
For which I replied: Is the Mr. Obamaa? Stop soliciting me and my family you chauvinistic pigdonkey!! If I voted fer you I'd ask feryer assistance. Please leave me alone and let me take care of my money, you can keep your change!