I received a message from Mr. Bubby saying Merry Christmas. I replied with the only positive thing to say and asked who it was.
He goes "who are you? I just sent a blast to everyone in my phone.
I then said "if my number is in your phone... You know who I am, but who are you?"

I was dumbfounded by the response that his name was Bubby! The hell is this? FLAPJACK!?