Some filthy Indian pig s.h.i.t. saying he was from Microsoft and the Windows support team, wanting to fix some computer errors. I told the slack-jawed simian that I had a Mac and then he asked me to hold for the Apple department (no [***]!), which I did, just to f.u.c.k. with them. Then another brain-dead Indian comes on the line and asks if I have an Apple computer. I told him no, that's not correct and he asks if I have Windows. I tell him no, so he asks if I have Linux, to which I replied that I had no idea what that even was. I basically screwed with him like this for about 10 minutes until he finally got irritated enough to hang up.

I wish these troglodytes would crawl back into their caves and go back to f.u.c.k.ing their camels or whatever it is they do before they decide to work in a call center and try to scam Americans into letting them screw up their computer and hack into it. I'm sorry but how stupid do you have to be to buy into this bulls.h.i.t.?