Some woman named "Helen Young." I think she was looking for donations for a charity benefiting people afflicted with dandruff. I sniffed the scam out in a heartbeat. Told her I was going to spank her. Things got sexy from there. I ended up in a three-way with another telemarketer. Really hot.
Telemarketing. When you call back "No representatives are available" recording. Then very broken up message on what # to press to be put on their Do Not Call list.