They called me several times in the past 10 days & left no messages. I finally called them back tonight & was told that the call can't be completed. So it's another one of those scam calls using a fake Toronto #.
Guys just get an answering machine and point it at your computer speakers
Or get the Panasonic phones with call block.
Go to http:// www . readthewords . com/Try.aspx
Use the Robert Rich Voice
Save the mp3 a phrase at a time.
Then put it on vlc playlist, and slow it down 30% ("slower fine" 3 times)
Put silly messages like this.
1)
Hello. You have reached the (Funky Pronounciation) ____ Residency. We are not available now. Or are we? Please leave your name and phone number after the beep. We will return your call. Actually. We hardly return calls. WORD.
2)
Hello. This is (Funky Pronounciation) ____ duct cleaning. How may I help you.
3) ---I don't suggest this
You have reached Emergency Services. Please hold as we are too busy to answer your call.
4) ---I don't suggest this
Nine One One. What is your emergency. I am sorry. I cannot understand you.
Please hold while I transfer you to the right department.
5) Give me Ideas?
I need some foreign language messages.
Thumbs if you think I am cool. What do you think Toronto ladies, am I smart or what lol.
In all seriousness, I might have mentioned ducts, doors and window repairs pre phone call. It's creepy if they can hear it.