It's duct cleaning.  And boy are they persistent. I just told them not
interested. Why? Because I don't need any.  How long since you had
your duck cleaned mam?  It doesn't matter because IM NOT INTERESTED.
We have a special so how many rooms do you have in your house?
It doesn't matter - BECAUSE IM NOT INTERESTED.
This call happened 3 days ago.  GUESS who just called me??
Yep- the Duck cleaners.  LOL .  I still have no ducks that require cleaning.