Got a call today trying to sell me a home security system. I told him my guards Smith and Wesson already do a fine job. I also told him if he calls again I'll stick a boot up his azz. He then went on to ask if I knew crazy ol' Larry. I said yes and he needs one shoe because he lost one up some other telemarketer's azz. I asked him if he had a boot for sale we might do business. He said yes and that he takes PayPal... WTF. I can't get anything on this sand castle building [***] with a Bluetooth headset made in China. So I proceeded to ask him if he screws them woman with their face covered or is that one time they can unveil. He told me they are so ugly you want to leave them covered up. I then asked him why he don't get a better job? He said the Taliban employment agency had this job or one shoveling camel dung. That brought on the question why do some camels have one hump and some two. He told me camels don't have humps until you get the stool out and rape one. If the camel has two humps the woman think you are hung like a donkey. Its a prestige thing like owning a Mercedes. I said ah he'll, you even have a Tennessee over there. After 30 minutes of talking we exchanged email addresses.
I am so inundated with scam calls that now I NEVER pick up the phone or return a missed call if I don't recognize the number. If it's important, the caller can leave a message.