It's us, were calling to send you sublimnable messages to get you to vote for democrat. It's the newest technology were experimenting with. Sorry if we alarmed you, just go back to watching your TRUSTED news station and think only about the things were.. er I mean THEY are telling you about. Especially the celebrity gossip.
Get 'em all the time, never get to 'em B4 they go into voicemail, or there's nobody there. ALWAYS busy on callback. Had ENOUGH of this. Going to report it.