Royal Travels called offering an awesome deal, I let him do his schpeel and then started questioning the info that he gave me about where his company was located because it sounded like he was in southern India. He didn't like that very much, and then I asked him what service he uses for spoofing his number because I wanted to be a scammer like him. He said something like dirka dirka have a nice day *click*. If you waste their time that's one less person they will scam...
Phone rang, showed number (469) 250-5823 on CID. I thought, why not. I answered and gave my name, they hung up, nothing said. I guess they wanted the lady of the house. I'll miss the vacation.