Of course you would disagree.. your a part of the money extortion scam. Pot meet kettle, yall are a professional criminal bum who thinks the world owes you a living even if you have to steal candy from a baby. We do not, the only thing your owed is a prison term.
Ay and I slid over the rainbow and landed in a wee Leprechauns lap who was sitting on a pot o'gold! "Faith and Begorrah" say's I in surprise.. He kissed me and twirled me to the ground and sliding down beside me he cried "Tis yer Lucky Day" ! Nah the wee pot'gold be yer's ta keep! say's he.
Then he pulled out a wee violin and struck up a lively tune and all the wee Leprechauns came out to join in the fun. Laughing and dancin a fine jig. They brought food and fine drink - such a gran party it twas..
And imagine my surprise when the unicorns showed up, dancin and a prancin to the music! Imagine my surprise when they joined in the music, a fine thing it tis t' hear those horns of there's sounding like fine flutes, obo's and sax's! And oh the fairy's.. dancin on air! Flitten this way and that! Twas a gran party I tell ye! And the last time I saw the wee lad he was headed east with a jug o'fine Irish whiskey dancin a happy jig..
Then I woke up shill..
If your going to tell a story.. do it right!
Ní am Aghaidh seasamh faoi an Cloch na Blarnan agus ní bheidh sé titim ar fáil duit!