Called me today, was a voice recording pretending to be a real woman (*noises* "hello? Hello? Oh sorry I was having problems with my headset") and then proceeds to tell me that I stayed at one of their resorts before and that they had new offers. And I'm over here like [***] please get the [***] outta here I've been working this deadend job for years and haven't been on a vacation since I was inside my mom's stomach and she was at her niece's birthday party at chuck e cheese.