Asked for my deceased grandmother by her first name, I said she wasn't here can I take a message then started a speel so I hung up. Showed up as out of area with the phone number.
Woman addressed my correct middle name which I use. Offered to save me money. Quickly asked how many cars I owned. I told her to hold on, and I would be right back. Played like I was telling someone in the room that I wanted to talk to the woman on the phone. Waited a minute, then asked the woman to hold on. This is my favorite game to play with unwanted calls from unknown people. I try to steal from them the most precious thing they have: TIME. I try to use up as much of their time as possible. Eventually they give up and hang up the phone. I WIN.