Called at 5:23pm and left no message. I called them back several times out of curiosity. Busy signal a few times, then it rang once and immediately went to "I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach has not set up a voicemail. Goodbye!"
Clearly this number belongs to either telemarketers, who want to capitalise on my opinions / consumerist tendencies. Alternatively, the number belongs to reptilians who want to cannabalise my consciousness / soul. Ka nama ka lajerama.