They have called several times, always ask for Doris. After I tell them that no one by that names lives here, they go into their spiel. The last time they called and asked for Doris I told them to wait while I go to get her. After a few minutes I tell them that "Doris" can't come to the phone because she is having sex with three midget wrestlers. They say they will call back at a more convenient time. I will waste their time again with another made up story. It's actually fun.
Idiot called, asking for the "Head of household." Who asks for the head of household anymore?? I promptly told him to add me to their do not call list, and hung up.
They just called and said "is John there?" Well my husbands name is John but he doesn't get calls on my phone. So I said, John? Who's' John? I don't know no stinking John, who is this? Why you harassing me. Hello hello?....haha, they hung up.