Some baboon in a cubicle dialed my number last night - sorry I was otherwise engaged at the moment. I really HATE to miss an opportunity to screw with these baboons.
Maybe they'll call back.
...according to another site this was some vacation scam. (i.e. had to make at least $30K, have a checking, or debit account and if you were married your significant other would have to be able to sign and drive also - or at least be awake during the pitch.)
I've always wanted to show up to one of those sales pitches with the part of my significant other being played by someone in a persistent vegetative state - unable to move or talk - God wouldn't THAT screw with them!!!
Oh well, maybe that baboon will get the chance to call me back today and I'll violate him like a parking meter....
Thanks Tona C. for allowing me the opportunity to use your PHRASE of the DAY.