Got a call from Windows Technical Department stating that my Windows computer was generating garbage all over the internet.
What computer I asked multiple times.
Your Windows computer was the answer.
Whose computer I asked him multiple times.
Your Windows computer was the answer.
But I don’t have a windows computer here was my reply.
He asked if anyone in the house had a laptop or any windows computer.
I told him the only computer we had in the house was an Apple computer running Mac OSX.
He asked me if I was sure.
I asked him if he was questioning my intelligence. I know the difference between a windows computer and an Apple computer.
He backed off.
He apologized.
I hung up the phone.
No thanks, I’ll jerk myself off. Thank you please.
Called at 10:15 pm!!! 07/13/16. Typical call from Windows saying I had a problem. I told him I didn't own a computer. He then asked for my ex-wife from 8 years ago. I said she had passed away. He got embarrassed and hung up.