"Okay, great. You have been pre selected to receive a vacation of one of our all inclusive promotions which includes Disney tickets for free. It covers all your accommodations and all your food and drinks for up to two guests. Now, I know you're going to have a lot of questions so I'll briefly go over a couple of highlights first. You will receive an all you can eat and drink for 5 days and 4 nights, which is valued at over $1,800. Also as a bonus you'll receive a free 5 day, 4 night magical Orlando get away that includes your accommodations and Disney tickets to any Disney theme park, which alone is valued at over $800 just for taking advantage of one of our all inclusive exotic destination promotions. I just need to ask you a few questions to see if you qualify. Is that okay? Okay, so our records show that you are at least 28 years old and that you still have a current credit or debit card correct. I'm sorry, I didn't hear you clearly. Nowadays, most resorts require credit cards. Do you have a credit card that you can use on your trip? Okay, no problem. Sorry to bother you and hope you have a good day."
She said as a good customer of their resort, (I've never stayed at a resort) I had won 6 days to Disney world in Orlando and a 4 day cruise to the Bahamas, and because I was such a good customer of their resort(again, ive never stayed at a resort), they were going to cover all of my meals and give me a rental car(why would you need a rental car on a cruise?) she just had to ask me a few questions before she transferred me to a booking agent. Was I over the age of 18? Yes. Do I maintain a household income of 40k or more? No. And the call was disconnected. I only answered the phone because I thought it was my doctors office calling with blood draw results. Never asked my name, never told me what 'company' she was with.