I finally managed to answer before they hung up. Dude says "Hey, this is Patrick. Wanna fight?" And I'm thinking it's a joke. Turns out dude is just looking for a fight. No joke at all. I was like, "No way, man. I'm good." He goes "Call me back if you change you mind. I could meet you at the Steak and Shake by the old-town courthouse." I told him I'd think on it, but I ain't really thinking about nothing. I ain't gonna fight him.