"Hello, this is the chimney cleaning company. How are you today?" - "Fine, thank you, we don't need any chimney cleaning today." Man had foreign accent, sounded like call center in background.
Kept getting calls from this number. Finally had one of my 5 year-old daughters answer and basically talk gibberish, then I grabbed the phone, and heard the woman say (in choppy English), "Oh my God, what is this?". I told them that I love and look forward to their phone calls, laughed, hung up, and they have yet to call since.