Two messages one day apart
(1) "Your serious attention. Ignoring this will be an intentional second attempt to avoid initial appearance before a magistrate judge or a grand jury for a federal criminal offense. Now, this is the final attempt to reach you. To note your case number and to speak to a federal agent, call back on 607-233-4541."
(2) "To return the call as soon as possible. There is a lawsuit which is going to file in federal claim courthouse within couple of hours and the local county sheriff are going to arrest you for five criminal allegations. So before this matter goes to the courthouse and you get arrested, kindly get back to us at 607-233-4541. I repeat 607-233-4541. Now if you don't return the call, then the only thing I can do is wish you good luck."