In the mailbox is a "Texas Hold-Em Poker" scratch card. Why I can't believe it! My card won! You don't suppose that every card wins do you? Why, imagine that! Look at all the amazing prizes to win. But, buried in the fine print on the back of the card (after they tell you all the amazing prizes "you are eligible to win"), you get this- "All entrants must agree to a Tristar, Simple H2o or Respiraide homecare product presentation". Boy my paper shredder gets a workout.