Polite young woman from TMS called me today. That's short for TeleMarketing Services. ;)
Dear Polite young woman from TMS,
Your telemarketing services do not work and no, we are not interested in becoming a scourge to the local community by using your services. Telemarketing went the way of the dinosaurs about 20 years ago and is now heaving its last agonized breath. Please, do yourself and all of us a favor and REALIZE THIS FACT.