Wait a minute, I saw this movie - George Burns and John Denver.
John didn't receive a telephone call though.
Why would Jesus Christ be calling me? I have been praying for the lottery numbers.
I said one time I'd sell my soul for a better golf swing; you know, kind of like what Tiger did? Maybe He's upset with that?
It's not like I could have hidden something and He's just now calling me out on it.
My choice to participate in the church of heathenism? Maybe I offended him?
What if He wants some feedback on something?
Oh, the pressure of just not knowing.