Your call has been forwarded to the District Atty's office.  Your call is being  monitored.  Should you care to hold.  Please stay on the line.  Beeeeeeeeeeep

Pierre was really irritated that he was asked for more information and gave me an earful and then hung up.  in the word's of BoredShorts....You'rrrrrrrrre and I.D.I.O.T.