The post from Unknown about how the caller wanted to know if they were alone so they can come over REALLY crosses a very scary line. They should call the police.
Further - is anyone else out there disapointed in the do not call list enforcement? Also, IMHO, there should be legislation and technical rules put in place to make it illegal/impossible to 'spoof'' caller-ids like I've seen many times.
Duck cleaning? I don't have any ducks. And if I had ducks, I wouldn't let you anywhere near my ducks. Don't you realize there are 800,000 people in your caste system who clean their rich owner's [***] with their bare hands? Damn it, I don't want those hands anywhere near my beautiful ducks!!! <click>
I am thinking of a class-action lawsuit. Unfortunately their business model sucks and therefore they would never repay all of the annoyances they have caused. So, well, [***] them! [***] you, Billy's Air Ducts. Please go to hell, Billy. And I won't hang up until you get there.