Fortunately, my outgoing message is just rude enough to alert the caller's attention...It begins with a brief but unmistakable flatulence, then proceeds to warn off any 'sales pitch, religious or political hack, scummers and poll takers because we just aren't interested'. They usually make it just past the 'toot', and I get these 5-10 times a day...the scum scammers, not the frijole explosions.
Recorded message starts off with the common lie "someone from your number called about (back pain)" followed by phone-tree options. The similar number ending in 77 was amongst recent calls. Same caller ID as above. Almost all other messages on this page are useless.