Robo call about a vacation package. I pushed 1 to talk to someone, (my objective is to waste as much time of theirs as I can) a guy came on the line and started talking about only a few spaces left. The connection was very poor and he asked a question that I could not understand and then said are you ready? I said I’M READY!! And he hung up.  I was only able to keep them on the line for two minutes.