At home sick today. Number has called 4 times. I finally answered and it was "John" asking about how I requested info on continuing my education (which I didn't.) After he kept taking over me, I started answering his questions with "why are you still talking" and "do you ever shut up?" He finally asked me what I would be interested in studying, to which I replied "how about f***ing your mom, is that a major you offer?" He hung up and hasn't called back since.