Andy says our business is pre-approved for a cash advance, as long as we've been in business for 3 months and can fill out a one-page form! Andy is a robo-caller. Andy will probably charge usurious interest, if this isn't a sheer scam to get bank information or money from us. Goodbye, Andy!
New business model, start a scam of any sort, Nigerian, Indian, loans, SEO, etc.. get a copy of the DNC list (you know all the numbers are good) set up a robo caller, spoof your id and number. Then have a great time stealing everything you can from anyone stupid enough to listen to you.