Dorothy, your not in Oz anymore, might be in your fantasy world but not in RL! Your nothing but a shill for the scam..
Stick this in your pipe and smoke it..

http://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0078-advance-fee-loans
http://www.fraud.org/scams/direct-marketing/advance-fee-loans
Payday loans
http://www.paydayloaninfo.org/state-information
http://www.consumer.ftc.gov/scam-alerts