We received multiple calls from this cell phone number after 10 last night.  The callers said they were looking for some guy, and they didn't understand when I told them repeatedly that there was no one here by that name.  

Inconceivably they kept asking, "WHY?"  Their reasoning?  Well, they were given my number to contact this guy.  They sounded drunk and/or drugged or maybe they were just too brain damaged to comprehend that they kept on calling the WRONG NUMBER!  

On the fifth consecutive call I threatened to call the police on them if the harassment continued.  That finally stopped them.  Idiots.