They call all the time from various numbers. A recorded voice says she's calling about credit card debt over $5K. When you press 1, another canned voice says PLEASE HOLD FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE OPERATOR. Eventually you're connected to somebody with a foreign accent. You hear a boiler room situation in the background with a ton of other foreign accent folks jabbering away. When he asked me which credit card I'd like help lowering the interest rate on, I said CHALMERS BIG AND TALL (you know, like John Candy in Planes, Trains and Automobiles) When he asked me for the balance amount, I calmly said, SEVEN MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND ELEVEN DOLLARS. Undaunted, he proceeded to ask me for THE SIXTEEN DIGIT NUMBER NEAREST THE TOP OF THE CARD. When I then asked him if he was going to fellate me (although I didn't actually use the words "fellate me") before or after I gave him the credit card number he said, AFTER. I said NO THANKS and hung up. ALTHOUGH I ONLY HAD THIS CONVERSATION ONE TIME, I WILL RE-POST THIS EVERY TIME THEY CALL