Attorney General Jeff Sessions called to ask if I would testify in this place.
Seems Sessions has stuff to hide and would rather not be on the hot seat.
Asked how much would he pay?
Says, my testimony would make America Great Again,
and I would have a chance to appear on the next "The Apprentice" episode.
Told him I would think about it, but Donald Dump fired me before I got a change to testify.
Daaaaamn!