The nerve!... Answered, lady told me she was trying microwave jiffy pop popcorn!! I said lady, you crazy. You can't microwave jiffy pop, it's for the stove silly! She then began to get super irate with me and then insisted that I believe she is a rhinoceros. That's where I told her she was a liar and to not insult my intelligence. I said lady, rhinoceroses cannot use telephone machines. Once again, super irate. She then insulted my mother whom I'm assuming she never met, and called me a fraggle. I don't know what a fraggle is. I said GOOD DAY MA'AM! and hung up my rotary phone. Some people have no shame.