This guy called and said he was from "Secure" looking for said person in charge of credit card handling....."oh man, you got the wrong number"...."this isn't x business?" Wrong number, dick.
This guy called and was looking for the person in charge of credit card processing. Hmmmm, that cat was conveniently out of the office. Homey declined to leave a message for said "cat in charge of credit card processing". Said he would call back. I'm confident he will....