I have an ad in the local paper under the fetish area. This is a non sexual service.

This idiot thought I'm a hooker and called to  prank me saying in a creepy voice will you massage my [***]. (Which again he's an idiot as I don't offer massages has nothing to do with the fetish world). When said pardon me he repeated himself and hung up. I called back and he turned his phone off.

Serious idiots like this don't realized that I just re-ported his number. If anyone google's his phone number for what ever reason this will come up.

PS: Dude if you ever read this your a grown adult why don't you spend some money on some real entertainment. Oh wait you most likely don't have money for entertainment.