caller called in said his name was jeff and was from the corporate office. wanted to have customer information because they had lost connection with our department
Hi, if you're reading this, it means you were intimidated enough to google search my phone number because of a meaningless prank call. There's absolutely nothing to worry about, I did not threaten you, I never make threats. So don't involve the police, this is not even close to a police matter. All they will do is leave me a voicemail saying "cut it out". To relieve your frustration why don't you help yourself to that thumbs down button, to express your outrage by down-voting this message.
If you still plan on reporting me, please don't waste the police department's time by saying I threatened you. Just because you need closure doesn't mean you have to lie like a coward. I strongly advise you not to report me since you're probably about the 100th person who's tried to do that, and here I am, still making practical jokes to the likes of you while you sh*t in your pants. By calling the police you will just be wasting their time and yours. You're basically calling to report your own stupidity.
Whatever you gotta say to make yourself feel good. I make money from my generous fans' donations by making joke phone calls, so I do this to pay the bills. They love my content, and I'm not about to stop because some uptight douche-nossle thinks he's a psychologist.