They call me to find out if I had concerns about my water and wanted it tested.  Press one to talk to their village idiot.  Since I always follow instruction I pressed 3 to see what would happen.  No response.  I then tried a combination of pound sign and star.  They disconnected.   Guess I will have to wait until they call again to have some more fun pushing their buttons.  Always fun to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.