The Gatekeeper
Telemarketer: Hi, may I speak to the owner of the company?
Me: What is this regarding?
Telemarketer: The debit credit card processing. May I speak to the owner?
Me: What about the debit card processing?
Telemarketer: I need to speak to the person who handles the debit card processing for your business.
Me: What exactly is the call regarding?
Telemarketer: The debit card processing.
Me: What about the debit card processing?
Telemarketer: Are you the owner?
Me: No.
Telemarketer: Can I speak to the owner?
Me: No, I can take a message.
Telemarketer: That's o.k. I'll call back later.
Me: O.K. Good bye.
lol I'll be here all week lady, Monday thru Friday 8-5. I'm the only one who answers the phone here.
Is it wrong that I like messing with them? haha