Local number thought one of the kids needed something.  Instead it was some fast talking female trying to sell home security alarms.  Her opening line is some of the alarms have gone off accidentally and they were trying to find the cause and wanted to send someone out to check my alarm system.  My alarm system has large teeth and is called a Pit Bull.  I also told her my nine mil is also loaded.  I don't normally get upset, but I was on the phone with my husband and this number called 5 times in four minutes.  I don't think she will call again.