Who called from 8133440804

These @ssH0les use combinations of numbers- usually in descending order:
813-344-0804
813-344-0803
813-344-0802
813-344-0801

Aaaand they seem to think I won't go through my entire catalog of calls-received..?

Not sure who they are- could be a bill collector for all I know- but they leave no message and their Caller ID shows up as "Unavailable"...

No other internet searches have turned up anything as-yet.

Ah- congratulations, you human douche-nozzles..!

They finally made the mistake of mentioning 'whom they are'.

Turns out this is no other than "United Collections Bureau" a lower-level scum sucking bunch of old-debt parasites living off the bleached bones of dead bills.

Funny part, is that any [and I do mean ANY] woman [there are no "ladies" in Collections] that leaves an automated message is named "Mary Jones"- how droll and "quaint".  Now- here's the funny part...

They've got the wrong guy.

Yup- that's right.  Wrong guy- wrong state- wrong number.

Here's how it's gonna work, boys-n-girls: Keep calling.

That's right- keep calling.  

Using the bogus "If this is not [extended, computerized pause] XX- please hang up [press 2- go away...]" is NOT recognized by the FCC as "privacy"- it's a blatant fishing attempt at zeroing in on your target and I want to collect $1000-per-call on your happy [***].

I know you have higher-level retards reading these messages in an attempt to isolate who's who/where/when- etc and it's not gonna work; anonymity has its beautiful rewards...

Do not know this number, so I did not answer. No message left on voicemail either ! Must NOT have been Important enough. Jerks!!

They have called several times, but won't leave a message.