Email from Tampa GSA
Lady by the name of Angela Richardson
Her phone number is 813-792-4617
She is following up on an appointment with us for GSA stuff.
Problem is, we never made an appointment.
Here is the body of the email:

I am following up as end of last year you had and appointment regarding a GSA Schedule for direct government work. We have recently started a Small Business Department and I am looking for a few companies in your area to submit to GSA at a significantly discounted rate in exchange for use of your company as a reference once or twice a year.
This is still covered with a full guarantee.

I would like the opportunity to refresh your memory on GSA and its benefits. My company is #1 in the nation. We have the highest number of awards and success rate for GSA Schedules throughout the entire country. You will be in good hands.

If you are no longer looking to pursue government contracts as a preferred vendor through the GSA please let me know as I can find another vendor in your area.

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Based on everyone's research we will not be using this non-service.
Thanks, internet!