Some guy with a very nice Indian accent was trying to sell my boss a loan.  I told him she wasn't in the market for a loan.  He told me he spoke to her a month ago.  I exclaimed "who let you talk to her?  I better have a word with them as I'm her guard dog and I keep people like you from wasting her time."  He then said, "YOU JUST SHUT UP!"  I laughed and hung up.  Good times!