How many telemarketers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: None. Telemarketers don't screw in lightbulbs. They only screw people out of their time and money. Get it? Alright, I know what you're thinking. Lame joke, huh? :)
The call was from the Chicago Association of Property Managers. Bunch of lying, thieving degenerates. I hung up before I could hear their foolish spiel. If you suffer fools too often, you run the risk of becoming one yourself.