I pick up the phone. The usual long pause as the connections goes through whatever phone system they use in Hell. Call center chatter in the background. This is gonna be fun. I'm gonna toy with this [***] for as long as I can.
"Is this Al?"
"Uh huh."
Click
Sonofabitch hung up on me. WTF? I guess if I was stuck in a dead-end subsistence job making illegal/harassing/random calls to people I'd probably do the same thing; pretend to be working until my shift ends then go home, drink cheap vodka and cry myself to sleep.