Guy calls leaving message that he's "working on a malpractice lawsuit..." I'm in another part of the country, if not the world. I call him back, blocking my phone number before doing so. He had my first name because I mentioned it in my message. I told him if he knew my last name, I'd continue the call. So, he did, and I continue the call.  I ask him what he does for a living. He chuckles at my stupidity.  He says the he has a malpractice lawsuit in Cook County (?), in some other state, country, whatever. I asked him why the hell he would call me about a malpractice suit in some other part of the country. He says,"You see Brian, you've gotta understand...". I said, "Dude, you're pulling some kind of scam. Don't call me anymore." You see it's like this, Eugene, click. Jerk.