Phone rang and when answered nothing was being said from the other end,
I began "askin" hello, hello? Hell-loh?!
The little B****F****R just breathed on s**t then knocked something over(or someone/thing in their near vacinity due to the fact it was quiet, then all ah the sudden, "shehchkrrsch" it fails in translation I know, but if you read it out loud, it's actually fairly accurate.
-as accurate as it can be anyway-
The A**Hole continues breathing, then finally hung up.  FKN A**HATS!
Well that said, have what're kind of day you want, 'cause I personally don't have any thing capable of flying, and nor can I find a [***].