Press 1 to add your number to the "it is a live one" list we sell to other scammers.
Press 2 to yell at somebody who may not understand you.
Press 3 to verify a human answered your phone.
Press 4 if you enjoy getting unwanted phone calls. We aim to please.
Press 5 if you have a dial-type phone instead of a pushbutton phone.
Press 6 if you have that many fingers on one hand.
Press 7 if you want us to call you at 7 AM ... or, some other, inconvenient time.
Press 8 if you like the sound of that tone
Press 9 if you are still on the line.
Press 0 to hear this message again